just a moment

• Me: {cursing at fitting into a favorite t-shirt}
• Him: had a woman to boob moment there?
• Me: And you never confab with your genitals do you?
• He: It is surprisingly not that different from a man to cock moment
• Me: although not quite the same.
• Him: Yes, you wouldn't accuse a cock of being to large to fit into your pants, you'd buy bigger pants.
• Me: I bought a bigger shirt, the boobs were attempting escape.
• Him: Wild boobs on the loose!
• Me: It's annoying, boobs running rampant all the attention to them.
• Him: A simple remedy: turn around and show them your arse.
• Me: Are you saying that should somehow humble the boobs into fitting into the pants?
• Him: {Moves into the distance at slightly increased clip speed.}
• Me: Very helpful. You can check into 'casa couch motel' anytime.
• Him: {laughing, rolling over the floor from a safe distance}